First by exposing himself in public and urinating on a dumpster outside the bar he just left that I'm guessing has a bathroom and then kissing Tee with dubious consent. Stewart also works for the same company in the same office (which is probably why they "don't live together" and also "don't fool around")Ĭolin quickly profiles Tee as having daddy issues and totally DTF with his highly developed alpha-daddy-gaydar and on account of Tee's scarlet letter face.Ĭolin invites Tee out to his career-first happy hour and to cap off the evening late 40's Colin textbook sexually assaults the 21 year old intern in his charge.
Things like being codependent, long-term, (mostly) non-intimate, life-partners that kind of cohabitate, identify as "best-friends" and "single" but whose relationship immediately crumbles when one of them begins dating.Ĭolin gets established as bar trawling super-promiscuous alpha gay suit daddy via montage, while Stewart is established as semi-celibate gay via pathetic admission but is entirely motivated by moving this incoherent mess of plot lines to a conclusion.Ĭolin is a big shot sportscaster personality at work and Tee is the young, black, college intern with a sketchy past and debilitating gay face. Sometimes they watch Sports and eat ice cream like typical gays as depicted by the scene where the typical gays are depicted doing typically gay things. Badly-timed unfunny one liners whose only apparent comedic value is a "gay context." Problematic as "gay cinema."Ĭolin and Stewart are white, single, gay/bi, middle-aged, lifelong friends, next-door neighbors, and all around BFFs that fooled around in college but (mostly) not anymore after a few it doesn't count since they can just say they don't remember. In a few words: Inauthentic, clumsy pace, half-hearted, and shallow as a drama.